turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

theatremusicbookworm:

I’m sorry professor, I wanted to do my homework… but I’m afraid that the spirit of Broadway took over.

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clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

hellanerd:

at school like

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hi:

"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"

quidditchcapricious:

jessiepinkman:

HE BREAKS THE FUCKING SOUND BARRIER 

THE EARTH QUAKES

prostheticknowledge:

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pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

Merman King With Trident