lgmomconfessions:

The elastic waistband trick – so you can get a little more stretch out of your favorite jeans before stocking up on maternity pants. Have a trick or two up your sleeve? Submit them here.

spenceromg:

walt has no chill

precumming:

jonthnshton:

precumming:

my pussy put his ass to sleep…

I think it’s time for bed josh

and now he callin me NYQUIL

oceanmaster:

vhs infinity mirror

vhs infinity mirror

larryunicorn:

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larryunicorn:

Phone quality

larryunicorn:

Phone quality

harrystylesdildo:

AU: Janet and Zayn want to have a threesome with Rihanna, and Oprah becomes emotional because everyone knows that is her OT3. Rihanna gladly accepts the invitation. But it doesn’t go as she planned. It turns out to be a nightmare for Rihanna. Zayn and Janet humiliate Rihanna and have no regrets about it. Rihanna then opens up to Oprah about the horrifying night she spent with Jayn Malackson.

pantsareunwelcome:

only every single day of life

pantsareunwelcome:

only every single day of life

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

Merman King With Trident